Chunky Monkey

Mr Donald Leek (David Threlfall), is a simple hot-tempered man from Burnley who likes vegetables and takeaway curry, and strongly dislikes single-testicled men (like his odious, terrapin-crushing cousin Frank (David Schofield)) and negligent takeaway managers (like Mr Azam, whom Donald has just sliced up into little pieces).
Donald's "number one ambition in life", however, is to smear Julie Andrew's posterior with 'Chunky Monkey' ice cream and get her to sing 'The Hills Are Alive' before indulging in prolonged "back-passage sexual activity" (hence all the lawsuits) - and he has even found a woman who has some singing ability, a passing resemblance to Ms. Andrews and a willingness to indulge his fantasy on a once monthly basis...